Le Pet Minut
Birds and bees, high school tease
I'm a long, long way from home
Come for your daughter, whiskey and water
Never did drink alone
Don't have to beg, don't have to borrow
Don't have to steal my heart
I was here today, I'll be here tomorrow
And baby, that's just the start
You say that I want more
Than I'm wanted for
There just ain't nothin' here
That I ain't seen before
Scratch 'n' sniff, wave my stick
Mama's gonna blow her top
Scratch 'n' sniff, bite don't lick
Baby don't you e
I'm a long, long way from home
Come for your daughter, whiskey and water
Never did drink alone
Don't have to beg, don't have to borrow
Don't have to steal my heart
I was here today, I'll be here tomorrow
And baby, that's just the start
You say that I want more
Than I'm wanted for
There just ain't nothin' here
That I ain't seen before
Scratch 'n' sniff, wave my stick
Mama's gonna blow her top
Scratch 'n' sniff, bite don't lick
Baby don't you e
Honda Accord
Dr. Jack
Was a quack
Named Kevorkian.
And he worked
In a shack
Up in Michegan.
If you're sick
Dr. Jack
Doesn't make you healthy.
If you're practically
Dead, he could
End it with glee.
The cops couldn't stop Jack,
They tried, tried, tried...
The geezers in his shack just
Died, died, died, died, died...
But they couldn't stop Jack
Or the ivy dripping.
And they couldn't prevent Jack
From killing grannies.